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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I' m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.....

Upon dialing up the ad, a number of men were surprised to be talking to the Atlanta Humane Society...

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Keep in mind this actually really did happen. This is someone who was moving
from an insurance claims office.
(Make sure you read the story under the picture.)

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Wal-Mart Employee: 'Hello, Wal-marts, how can I help you?'
Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Wal-mart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

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